OK OK DESPITE WHAT EVERYONE ELSE ON HERE HAD TO SAY ABOUT MY HOME, I HAPPEN TO LOVE IT HERE, WHEN I WAKE UP IN THE MORNING AT 4:30 TO THE SOUND OF MY FAVORITE NUMBER 6 TRAIN GOING PAST MY WINDOW SHAKING MY APARTMENT I KNOW ITS GOING TO BE A WONDERFUL DAY, USUALLY I LAY IN BED AND TRY TO COUNT HOW MANY TIMES THE TRAIN RATTLES MY APARTMENT BEFORE 5 AM. THATS WHEN I GET OUT OF BED AND TAKE A LONG HOT SHOWER JUST TO MAKE MY NEIGHBORS WATER HEATER LOSE ALL HOT WATER, THEN I WALK 2 FEET TO THE LEFT OF MY 20 SQUARE FOOT APARTMENT AND OPEN MY DRESSER AND GET MY UNDERCLOTHES OUT TO GET DRESSED, THATS USUALLY 545AM, BY 6 I AM FULLY DRESSED AND DO MY LAPS AROUND THE BUILDING I WALK EVERY FLOOR, FROM THE BASEMENT TO THE 6TH FLOOR AND BACK DOWN TO THE BASEMENT AGAIN, HAVE TO GET MY MORNING EXERSISE. THEN I GO OUTSIDE AND TRY TO MANUVER MY CAR OUT OF THE TINY PARKING LOT WHERE PEOPLE DOUBLE PARK ME ALOT, SOMETIMES I HAVE TO SIT AND WAIT FOR THE OWNER TO MOVE THERE CAR, THEN I GO TO WORK USUALLY BY 730AM AND THINK ABOUT COMING HOME ALL DAY LONG WHEN I GET HOME AT 5PM THE FIRST THING I DO IS CHECK MY MAIL THEN RETURN TO MY ROOM AND I SIT THERE AND WATCH TV UNTIL A NEIGHBOR USUALLY BANGS ON MY DOOR LOOKING FOR CRACK, WHAT A BEAUTIFUL DAY!!! I LOVE BRIDGEPORT SUITES.

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From: keithturbo	Date: 12/01/2005
This is the funniest review i've read yet.

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