Lakewood Hills Apartments
821 Sequoia Dr, Harrisburg, PA 17109
888-375-7185 ext 8317  save favorite
AVERAGE RATING
recommended by:
18%

overall rating:
2.5
3.0
3.02 Parking:
3.1
3.13 Maintenance:
2.8
2.76 Construction:
2.7
2.74 Noise:
2.9
2.94 Grounds:
2.7
2.67 Safety:
2.5
2.5 Office Staff:
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Bark, bArk, baRk, barK, Bark

From: B_F_Dog
Date posted: 8/24/2006
Years at this apartment: 2003 - 2006
User Response is available. 2 responses
 
I crap wherever I want, the sidewalk out front is my favorite spot. I mark all the bushes around the building entrances so the neighbors will know where I live. There's nothing like the smell of home!

Pets live in about half the units, two or more living together seems common. Many of us live here rent free! We bark and howl at each other for hours, say hello to every passerby, and play musical doors. We bark from the balconies at the sunrise, or squirrels, or nothing at all, ha-ha! The stupid cats just slink about outside, fight like girls, and smell up the hallways. Stupid cats.

Me and my master get plenty of exercise running around the apartment. I can pull tight turns on the carpet, but every once in a while I crash into things. My master says the people downstairs really enjoy our antics.

Whenever we go for a walk, my master jams the carpet runner in the entrance door so we can get back in. I walk my master on a retractable leash, but she always drags way behind and gets tangled up with other people. They make funny faces and say "Oh my!" It's embarassing. So I frequently let my master off her leash. Some people seem scared of us. We are just playing! I bark and lunge and show my teeth just for fun!

My master says the property owners are money hungry fools and paperwork tools. Every year she screeches when the lease renewal comes, it hurts my ears. A lot of unfriendly inconsiderate cretins live here, my master calls them "transients". I think we are going to move.

Recommended: NO
Overall Rating
3 out of 5
Parking:
3 of 5
Maintenance:
2 of 5
Construction: 5 of 5
Noise:
3 of 5
Grounds: 4 of 5
Safety: 2 of 5
Office Staff:
2 of 5
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User Responses

From: Anonymous Date: 05/11/2007
It's true
From: Anonymous Date: 07/30/2007
I wonder if this person really lives here. I have lived here since 1989. Yes, there are several dogs at Lakewood Hills, but MOST of them are very quiet, and MOST of them do NOT poop just anywhere. Yes, there are a few troublesome dogs, but only a few.
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