Like noisy neighbors' Then you'll LOVE living at English Aire!

Here's just a short list of what you can look forward to each and every morning, noon, and night if you make English Aire your new home:

1) The sound of 20 neighbors singing drunkenly on their patio balcony at 4am, less than 5 feet from your bedroom window.
2) The sound of a neighbor's big dog barking for hours while locked out on the back porch - again, 5 feet from your bedroom.
3) The sound of the same neighbor's infant baby crying/yelling while locked out on the back porch (now, what kind of person locks their baby on the pack porch for hours without supervision') - go figure!'
4) The sound of your neighbors big bass-heavy stereo thumping rap music, day and night. Not just your neighbor on one side, but on both sides, and upstairs above your head, and also in the parking lot. (Everybody who lives here has a very loud car stereo too - and they love to show `em off)
5) The sound of car alarms going off every 60 seconds or less, every time a gust of wind blows by, and neighbors who are too lazy to go turn their own car alarm off when it is triggered.
6) The sound of your Harley-riding neighbor revving up his motorcycle at 7am on a Saturday morning, less than 3 feet from your window. He does this for 30 minutes, every Saturday morning, like a ritual.
7) The sound of breaking glass from the party next door that got a little too wild, and somebody got knocked clean through the window, off the balcony, and down to the pavement below (see blood stain on sidewalk.)
8) The sound of police sirens and ambulances wailing through the neighborhood at all hours (this is a rather active area...)
9) The sound of the large, loud family who has three small kids (ages 2-5) and has all-day, all-night "play parties" right outside your window, because Mom is too lazy to take her children to a park or real playground.
10) The sound of "domestic disputes" between co-habitating couples, who argue at the top of their lungs in the parking lot, inviting all the neighbors to enjoy their marital bliss.
11) All-night frat parties at the swimming pool (located less than 10 feet from your window), which is supposed to close at 11pm.
12) Construction noise which commences at exactly 6:30 a.m each weekday at the complex next door, and goes as late as 9pm or even midnight, if the crew is working late.

...And that's just the SHORT list!:)

If you move in here, be sure to bring your earplugs!

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