From:
OldManZimmerman
Date posted:
7/16/2006
Years at this apartment:
2004
-
2006
6 responses
I have lived @ Escalon since sept.of 04. I have experienced some strange goings on here. Like the time I saw a wierd light come down about 3a.m.,hovered behind bldg.7 (I think) and picked up two people,one resembling Jim Morrison the other Elvis (yeah "the King") I thought there was a costume party and they were the winners, but I was wrong. They climbed inside, what I guessed was a UFO that had a flashing sign on it that said ROSWELL! I ran up the walking trail back to my apt. and slept under my bed that night scared stiff!
I also saw two "shapeshifters" wandering on to the property,first as coyotes or maybe foxes. A blueish flash blinded me, all of a sudden there were two "manbeasts", almost reptillian in appearance they had long snouts and bulging eyes,very muscular limbs with one lobster claw as a right hand.They didn't see me as they drank from the retention pond with a powerfull thirst, cleared the fence like it wasn't even there. They took off in a three legged trot back into the woods where I heard dogs barking and trash can lids slamming. Needless to say it took me a long time to walk down the jogging trail in the middle of the night,and yes I slept under my bed that night,clinching my stuffed David Hasselhoff action figure,I bought in germany for 16 deuchmarks.
It is believed that old man Zimmerman killed a whole extended family of native americans there,mostly children, some adults,back in 1875 or so.If you listen @ certain times of the year, and the wind is just right.You can hear children playing and laughing happily, then their cries turn to horror, as the voices grow quieter and all thats left is an old man's faint,evil laughter and footsteps rustling into the dark brush,and the crickets chirping in the night.
I've experienced the children episode a few times in my wonderful residential stay I wouldn't live any where else!
Recommended: YES
Overall Rating
Parking:
Maintenance:
Construction:
Noise:
Grounds:
Safety:
Office Staff:
I'm the author!
Lived here?
User Responses
From:
n.v.y
Date:
08/16/2006
Ha ha ha! How could all that happen with all the noise from the construction and the tenants like that?
From:
happybubbles
Date:
09/22/2006
What kind of acid did you take and do you have anymore?
From:
coolcat75
Date:
11/15/2006
I need to meet you!!!
From:
fifythecat
Date:
01/10/2007
Seriously, is this real or just a joke? I moved into the new complex next door and I've been hearing strange noises. Just this morning, at 5 am, I woke up to some loud thumping outside and when I looked, I didn't see a soul or ever hear the noise again. Plus there have been other things that are really creeping me out. HELP!
From:
Dustin----
Date:
05/08/2007
keep Austin weird, brother
From:
Anonymous
Date:
08/13/2007
Dear everyone,
I wrote this as an experiment,and to prove anyone can write anything for everyone to read, some reviews are funny,some not so fun.Please know I try to provide a good service in all my maint.endevours, "Honest Abe" said it best, "you can please some of the people, some of the time but you should never eat spinach with a stranger, or something like that.
This opinion is totally my own and does not reflect the opinions and/or thoughts of anyone else associated with the Escalon staff.
Thank you, masked man,
Peace and Love
Arthur Maint. aka: Old Man Zimmerman (He used to own all this land)
Disclaimer: No attempt has been made to verify or assure the accuracy of the claims made by the author of this opinion or responses. You must judge the truthfulness of any review and accept responsibility for your use of this information.
I'm the author!
Free estimates on moving trucks
Free quotes on movers
