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A Low-life's Paradise!
From: -Anonymous-Date posted: 11/12/2001
Years at this apartment: 2001-01-01 - 2001-01-01
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Come! Experience living at its absolute lowest! Gazebo apartments offers all the fixings for a lower-than-garbage existance. The Gazebo offers a number of musky, moldy apartments. New in town? No problem! Just follow the loud music or the aroma of pot to your degenerate neighbors' apartment. They are too stoned or stupid not to be your friend. Enjoy the long walk to UNT past the depressing graveyard. Summer heat got you down? Catch a disease in the green pool. Need extra cash? Just collect the insurance money when your car gets vandalized or robbed from the apartment's lack of security. Hate doing laundry? Don't bother with it because the laundry facilities hardly ever work. Want to help the community? Invite one of the many homeless bums hanging around the complex to sleep on your couch. Want that camping experience at home? Learn how to "rough it" when something breaks in your apartment and management never fixes it. Having trouble in your Biology class? Just study all the strange insect life crawling around your apartment.
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| From: justbeyondutopia | Date: 05/23/2007 |
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Awesome review. Very funny. Thanks for the warning.
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