Down with the bloodsucking slumlord Aryan mafia that runs The Place to Be (Screwed!) Holy canolli! I lived there back in 1997-1998 and I AM LAUGHING MY ASS OFF at the positive comments on this site, because they were *SO* obviously written by the STAFF!! HAHAHAhaha! Good one, guys!!

All the other reviews are true though, their bottom line is definitely the ALmighty Dollar. You will NEVER be satisfied if anything ever happens to go wrong in your apt. They also employ "spies" in the complexes, who keep track of how many nights you have visitors (they have a rule and if you exceed it they will start charging you for the extra TENANT). Also never try to smuggle in a pet because they will FIND you and FINE the crap outta you. But the best entertainment was the time they sent Mister White Christian Knight maintance guy to fix an electrical problem. He was so entralled with forcing his religion on me, that he ignored my suggestion to turn off the breaker before he started messing with the wires. Needless to say his shock was just karma. Hey it all comes back to you. STAY AWAY FROM THESE LOONIES AT PLACE TO BE!!!

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