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Rabid Monkey! From: -Anonymous- Date posted: 2/7/2003 Years at this apartment: 2003 - 2003   The largest problem in the apartment complex is that it lets in to many unusual pets. My next door neighbor had a pet monkey. Whenever I would leave my window open the monkey felt obligated to enter my apartment. Needless to say, one day I was shocked to find the monkey sitting on my couch watching TV. When I tired to approach the money he became hostile and deficated on my couch. He then procedded to jump on my ceiling fan and throw feces at me. After I grabbed a pan from the kitchen, the monkey promptly jumpped from the ceiling to the woindow and left. After calling Animal Control they had to put the animal down. I can't say I was sorry, but my neighbor just hasnt been the same since the incident. I tried to make amends by offering him seamonkeys, but he thought I was mocking him and slammed the door in my face. So, I tried again, this time going to his door dressed in a monkey suit, and when he answered the door I escaped into his apartment, deficated on his couch and threw feces in his face! At which point the management treated me with great disrespect, when I was only trying to bring the spirit of the monkey back to Galveston! I will not be renweing my lease here.

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