Centerville Pointe Apartments
AVERAGE RATING
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Shotgun Valley and The 24-Hour Outdoor Rec Center
From: -Anonymous-Date posted: 9/21/2009
Years at this apartment: 2009 - 2009
It's true, the court is krunk, and so are the boxing matches, gloves and all, that you will have the pleasure of trying to drive through when you come home from weekend errands. The shotgun blasts that erupt at half past midnight while you're watching a movie and the various neighbors/complete strangers that will spend thirty minutes keeping it real on the hood of your car are delightful additions to the many amenities you will find here at Crosshair Pointe, er, Centerville Pit... I must warn you, don't bother attempting to order out for delivery because the local businesses seem to have developed a possibly undeserved aversion to this charming community. Also, please be careful not to run over any of the toddlers that can be found running, scooting and Ja knows what else in the roadways sans supervision. If your mother, like my own, thinks it's pretty awesome to discover that people lack the common sense to smoke their blunts indoors, as opposed to outside in broad daylight, bring her with you when you check this slice of heaven out.On a less sarcastic note, the interiors are really pretty nice for the price, but every time I look or step outside I wonder what I am doing here in the first place, or at least I will until I move out this week.
P.S. The A-1 Bloods concept is hilarious. And don't forget to check out the enourmous barbecue smoker that is parked at the curb every day, the fire marshal in you will squeal with joy! I would love to post some pictures of all the inspiring sights available here, but I don't want anyone to know I have a camera.
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