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Booming Cars and Roving gangs of Teens.
From:
-Anonymous-
Date posted:
7/10/2004
Years at this apartment:
2004
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2004
If you are poor and destitute this is the place for you. Those of you who prefer spending your hard earned 7.50 an hour on 12 inch Subwoofers instead of an Education should move here.
Compensating for your low self esteem and lack of education with high decible bass does make one feel... more adequate. Not to mention the constant vibrations from the Air Conditioning unit on the side of the building.
And since when did Stevie Wonder start painting cheap 20 year old apartments' The paint that is painted on so thick that it cracks when you open the door.
Ever seen a family of 3 and a Chihuahua live in a one bed room apartment'
I have.
I think the bumper sticker on their 1980 Pickup says "Family Planning is for losers."
Sheesh.
I am waiting for some Blackhawks to come in and drop some troops. This place is easily mistaken for a 3rd world country.
There are no lights in the apartment. Who needs lights when you are living in an Amish Paradise.
Jebediah and Jacob would feel right at home. . if they drove a 5,000 dollar Honda Civic and played Rap music at ridiculous levels at UnGodly hours.
What is up with that Air Conditioning Compressor in the Bathroom. I have to close my door to not have it jolt me out of a deep sleep. I can tell when my neighbors are home. The Wonderful sound of Plumbing is such a chic magnet.
There is no vent in the bathroom. Ahhh. Nothing like the smell of human feces wafting through the Apartment.
My 20 year old dishwasher doesn't drain water. Since when did Zenith make Dishwashers' Oh. . around the same time they made computers. 1988, and living in an Apartment Complex with no sprinkler system is a joke.
Wait. . there is a sprinkler system. The fire department!
Anyway I can go on and on. So if you can't afford to move into an apartment complex with normal humans but prefer knuckle draggers who spend their hard earned money on rims and speakers, then this is the place for you.
This apartment complex is a perfect thesis subject. "Low income is proportional to low IQ."
Can't wait to move back to civilization and get away from these slingblade "sleestacks" in the Land of the lost.
That's Right I broke my lease. . because I am not going to wait a year for someone to beat my ass!
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