Las Ventanas

Las Ventanas is recommended by:
21.0%
Overall Rating
1.96 out 5
Parking:
2.15 of 5
Maintenance:
2.08 of 5
Construction: 2.75 of 5
Noise:
2.38 of 5
Grounds: 2.68 of 5
Safety: 2.18 of 5
Office Staff:
1.87 of 5

13333 West Road
Houston, TX 77041
281-970-1330
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The pool

From: crazyape@yahoo.com
Date posted: 11/27/2005
Years at this apartment: 2005 - 2005
User Response is available. 3 responses

 
Here was a recent conversation overheard at the Las Ventanas swimmin puul.

Three black ladies were preparing for their first plane flight.
The first lady said, "I don't know bout y'all, but I'm gonna wear me some hot pink panties on dis flight.

"Why you gonna wear dat'" the other two asked. The first replied,
"Cause if dat plane goes down and I'm out dere laying butt-up in a corn field, dey gonna find me first. "The second lady says,
"Well, I'm gonna wear me some fluorescent orange
panties." Why you gonna wear dem'" the others
asked.

The second lady answered: "Cause if dat plane goes down and I'm floating butt-up in the ocean, dey can see me first." The third old lady says, "Well, I'm not going to wear any panties at all." "What, no panties'!" the others said in disbelief.

"Dat's right," says the third lady. "I'm not wearing any panties, cause if dat plane goes down, the first thing they always looks for is da black box." P0MtU6TIdDkM23RTonAS

Recommended: NO
Overall Rating
1 out of 5
Parking:
1 of 5
Maintenance:
1 of 5
Construction: 1 of 5
Noise:
1 of 5
Grounds: 1 of 5
Safety: 1 of 5
Office Staff:
1 of 5
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User Responses

From: MADMAX666 Date: 12/17/2005
THIS SOUNDS LIKE SUMTHIN A DUMB KNEEGROW WULD SAY
From: Bigdaddyjay Date: 04/06/2006
more like a craker joke to me
From: proudkneegrow Date: 04/24/2006
obviously this is not a complaint...u should think before you write something like this...sounds like you're racist to me
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