Pimps, Hos, and Bums
From:
-Anonymous-
Date posted:
9/18/2005
Years at this apartment:
2002
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2004
These things have been observed over a 2 year period from 2002-2004 You might like these apartments if the following amennities appeal to you:
1. Plenty of pimps, hos, bums, and sunny's food store groupies running around selling and buying ass and drugs. 2. A lifetime supply of bullets flying through the air courtesy of the local "gimmie yo ----" bullet suppliers. 3. All of the loud bass you want at the most oportune hours. It's almost as if sleep now has movie theme music. 4. Plenty of blunt smokers 5. Random cars driving through your house. 6. Lots of people pissing in the bushes at night which makes for a nice southwest side aroma. 7. Brown Trouts in the pool. 8. Free move out, well for you stuff anyways. 9. Plenty of busted pipes and water and mold. 10. Plenty of N'er Do Wells asking for money, food, joints, tv's. 11. Random screaming from psycho residents on crack. 12. Frequent drunks punching windows 13. Lots of people peeping into your apartments g-hKOS7s4Nq5n3hEIpHd
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