This place is great!!!

The drugs are cheap and readily available 24 hours a day. Plenty of thug activity if you're thinking of starting your own gang. No outside recruiting required!!

I also love all animals and insects. All are welcome here. Some of these roaches I knew when they were just larvae... It's nice to see them grow up strong.

I used to think that I was all thumbs when it came to odd jobs around the house. The maintenance staff here makes me feel like I'm an old pro. Sure, they're very under-experienced but they are good learners and listen well.

I'd write more, but I have to finish this crime scene interview.

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