Would you believe when i moved into these apartments, i had an extremely MASSIVE Roach Problem. the girl there made me feel like they welcome these creatures. She had the nerve to tell me, If your roach problem doesnt go away maybe you should think about inviting them in your home and welcoming them. i mean they kill spiders and other small bugs...my family has become well accustomed to them as well as you should. roaches should be to lincoln green residents as cats were to egyptians. then she told me to get with the program and stop living an abacus lifestyle. to that leasing agents, i say no names, office manager, i step on the roaches i see as they have a slight resemblance of someone i know. P0MtU6TIdDkM23RTonAS

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From: Anonymous	Date: 06/26/2007
Yes, I have many roaches also. I actually love them. They are my friends. I make them dinner everynight, and they all scurry from the bathroom and fireplace to the kitchen as I throw their food down on little mexican saucers. They love those plates let me tell you. After we are all fed and happy I take a shower with them making sure I get each of their uncircumsized wings clean. One of them actually made me a present. I am considering selling them on Ebay. These babies of mine are getting too big for momma! If you'd like them email me at ILIVEINASHITHOLE@CNCINVESTMENTS.COM

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