Do you like sewage floods' If your answer is yes, South Port is for you!

Do you like water pipe breaks, where the entire lawn (including under residents' porches get ripped up), and the area stays a muddy mess for weeks' Then, by all means, sign on the dotted line.

Do you enjoy other water pipe breaks where water spews into the parking lot, and after more than a dozen phone calls, and longer than 40 hours, the water leaks haven't been fixed' Then South Port is a dream come true for you!

Do you enjoy neighbors who love to show off their big beer bellies (itching and scratching) and spitting anywhere they please' Then you'll love South Port!

Better still, do you like rude neighbors who tell you to "get the ---- outta my face" when you ask them to turn down their obnoxiously loud bass' Then you'll love the noisiness and ugliness that is South Port!

Do you enjoy it when the same neighbor tells you that "I pay my bills and can do whatever the ---- I want" when you suggest that he's the biggest ------- that you've ever met' Then, please, come rent at South Port!

Do you like other hellious children neighbors that enjoy terrorizing small animals, such as baby birds that they throw stones at and knock out of their nests' welcome to the South Port home for the mentally deranged! You're gonna love it here!

Do you like watching cockroaches scatter up your walls and across your floors' Then pack your bags - your hell awaits you!

Do you like it when the office staff is the rudest, most incompetent bunch of morons you've ever met' Oh boy, you'll love it at South Port!
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Everything above is 100 percent true. If you ever consider renting at South Port, your life will become a living hell. It is an absolute pit! Don't make the mistake that my wife and I did. Our biggest mistake was staying. We tried to make our apt. a home, but most of our neighbors and South Port, itself, ruins it. The staff had to move us from an old apt. because we had no less than five sewage floods (I lost count) and at least eight water floods. we've battled cockroaches, water main breaks, termites, rude neighbors, punk kids, inadequate parking, rude phone staff, inefficiency, and a host of other major and minor problems. It's a disgusting hell hole. You'd be better off living in a storage facility.

If you value your health and enjoy living next to decent, normal people, don't rent here! If you don't give a crap about life in general, want to drink yourself to death, or enjoy throwing up in laundry rooms (another true incident), then, by all means, rent at South Port.

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From: 4536ryt	Date: 04/21/2006
u go boy

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