Welcome to Southern Towers aka Cockroach Towers!!

When you first enter the apartment through the main door you will be greeted by a fat cockroach that will escort you to the elevator, once on the elevator you get to enjoy watching two cockroaches die on their backs, feet and antennas kicking, in the elevator as you are taken to you floor! GROSS!! Once you arrive to your floor you will notice two roaches climbing the hallway walls! As you enter your apartment and turn the lights *whew* no cockroaches, why' Because during your tenacious stay at Southern Towers, you have learned to keep your apartment cleaner that a sterilized neurosurgery hospital room because at southern towers, it takes 6 cockroaches to eat one crumb. But just when you thought the coast is clear, as soon as you turn the lights on in your kitchen, you will notice 5 roaches scatter in a panic into your silverware drawer!!!! ARRRGGGH!!! Plus the roach mafia apparently left two roach bodies that they have whacked for you to clean up yourself!!

The best part is when you have a date over and a roach very conveniently scurries across the floor right in front of her! My advice is bring lots of Roach spray, roach hotels, and paper towers. Then prepare to dine out more often than usual. Or, save yourself the risk of bacteria poisoning and don??t move here.

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