The Encore formerly Seminary Forest
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Dirty Immigrant Invasions
From: PapaOscarsDeliveryDate posted: 5/24/2004
Years at this apartment: 2004 - 2004
Dear Seminary Forest residents,
You will have to excuse Oscar Ayala-Gonzalez's inappropriate conduct here at our beloved community. He is in a delicate condition after the removal of his gluteus maximus, also known as his bottom. (This earns the nickname: Missing Butt.) We hope he recovers soon! For each recovery stage, we will keep you up to date on hosted parties at the Ayala residence. He must be forgiven -- we give him credit for delivering pizzas daily from Papa Oscar's in a Red 1935 Toyota Corolla with missing rims, flat tires, and 25-cent gumball machine bumper stickers. Our beloved patriotism for dirty illegal immigrants. Butt...sorry I mean BUT.. we thank him greatly for his contribution to the community and wish him a rapid recovery. :)
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