My neighbor, who's name I will not say, prefers the company of men. He goes by the name Wild Bill. This normally would not be a problem for me, because I am a very open minded person. In this case though, it is becoming a nuisance for the neighborhood. He brings home homosexual males from bars and can be heard at all hours of the night. I once witnessed them doing an inappropriate act in his red car. I have once heard his dog yelping cries of pain in the night which leads me to believe that he is taking part in acts that are in no way natural. Overall, he brings the quality of this apartment down, and I would not recommend that anyone move here until he moves out, which will be soon.

User Responses
From: roodypoo2	Date: 10/14/2005
I've had experience with this individual as well. Very annoying, and the fact that there are trails of Astroglide leading to his door are a testament to the depraved behavior that takes place within its confines. He also deals Spanish Fly out of his bedroom closet. His seedy, shifty-eyed demeanor would rattle the nerves of even the hardest convicted felon, and the pungent odor of old cheese and wood chips seems to permeate his aura. Sadly enough, many a family pet has found an untimely demise at the loins of Wild Bill as dogs, cats, and even the occasional ferret rarely escape his thin, pale hands.
From: nutbag4u	Date: 10/18/2005
what part of the apts.?
From: WildBill4man-love	Date: 10/19/2005
I must say that these allegations made against me are completely false. It's not that I don't enjoy the spoils that only an abandoned family pet can offer, nor am I denying that I smell of wood chips. (I think the measure of a man lies within his ability to reek of trees...) Hell, I'll even admit to hawking Spanish Fly from my bedroom in an effort to entice more male customers. But the accusation that I use Astroglide is more than I can stand. It's pure Crisco for this cowboy, baby. Anything less wouldn't be able to grease my goose! Anyway, to answer the question of "nutbag4u", well, just follow the sound of gerbils screaming, and I'll be there.
From: grossmeout	Date: 11/29/2005
You guys are some sick F____kers!!!!!!

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