Oh come on, it is not all bad.
My car windows were broken out so many times I rarely had to use my air conditioning, this saved gas mileage.
There was no need for fireworks as the dumpsters were frequently set on fire making quite a show.
It is nice to have the fire department near by as they can put out a fire and butterfly stitch my face when it get's hit by the tiles flying of the roof in the wind.
Not to say the apartments are poorly constructed.
I love the draft coming through my doors and paying over 200 bucks a month to try and stay warm in the winter, the electric company sent me thank you cards.
Also sweeping was rarely required as the ---- roaches typically got into all my food and ate the crumbs from the floor.
Nothing like finding a ---- roach in your food to help you stay on that diet plan...
Oh and the flooding!
Wonderful flooding it was like living under a waterfall.
Most people don't want to live under a constant stream of their neighbors toilet water but hey the sound effects were pretty cool if you could get the thought of sewer out of your head, or at least OFF of your head.

User Responses
From: maggie0503	Date: 03/16/2009
Oh man you ROCK this was brilliant!! I would loved to see what you would write about the Poop and Vomit all over my stairs and all around the front of my building. Smoke come sfrom the heater in my living room so I dont have to buy smoked meat any more it is starting to weight out the huge electric bills. Applause Applause!!
From: Anonymous	Date: 03/25/2009
So I just have one question... If this is true why have you lived in the apartments for 4 years??

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