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anonymous

Resident 2013 - 2014

1/24/2014

Ladies and Gentleman, Do you want a nice, fun, friendly, and comfortable atmosphere? Well, I heard The Retreat would be the place for you! Lets go over the pros and cons of the seasons: CONS: 1. FAR FROM EVERYTHING. 2. Gun shots at LEAST once a week... not really. But there have been incidents. 3. Your bike WILL get peed on...AND then stolen. 4. Do you want a pet? DON'T WORRY, your apartment comes with at least 10 complimentary cockroaches. 5. Whats the definition of desperation?... Well, The Seasons will give you a 5 day cruise just for renewing. 6. Not to mention, they will you give you a prize for writing a good review (doesn't happen often) 7. On a serious note, the first day I moved into my apartment, there was trash everywhere like no one had been moved out, every appliance broken, and everything destroyed. No discount or even an apology. Just a snobby attitude like if we were "snobby" children. SORRY I LIKE MY ---- CLEAN. 8. SERIOUSLY, the most sketchy parties every weekend. HIDE YO KIDS, HIDE YO WIFE. 9. Security is a GREAT thing, especially when it comes to The Seasons. But... when you go to the hot tub EVERY NIGHT and they act like they don't know you EVERY NIGHT. It gets pretty ANNOYING. 10. DO NOT GET A RANDOM ROOMMATE. Roommate matching... it's a joke... They WILL stick you with a meth addict... and you WONT get a discount when asking to move rooms. PROS: .... As funny as I made this review, IT IS NOT A JOKE. There are much better apartments to live at for the same price or even cheaper.

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