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anonymous

Resident 2004 - 2005

4/16/2009

TO WHOM THIS MAY CONCERN: the 10 ------ survival rules when living in universal "------ --- " point. i could add more to this list but it would take too long. anyway be safe folks. 1. before renting a closet, oops, i mean "apartment" check out the mail boxes. if all the names look alike or you cannot pronounce them then that means it's only one race of people that live in the complex. "LEARN SPANISH QUICKLY" because it might save your ---. 2. when you take a tour of the complex and you see gang signs tagged on the walls and the pool is have full with dirty water or bad --- kids running around cursing that means it's ------ so prepare yourself for the worst but be brave and adapt. 3. if the manager doesn't check your credit and gives you a "hook up" because she thinks your -------- well, you know it's all bad and good because if you don't have a pocket to piss in and you need somewhere to live and you don't care about getting shot or maybe getting your --- kicked then you're good. 4. i lived in this ------ for 6 months from dec. '04 to june '05 with my girl and it was a living hell. the complex and the apartment was infested with roaches and rats. that's wack ! if you ever encounter this problem purchase a case of raid for the roaches and a pair of church shoes with a thick --- heel to stomp the hell outta those rats or get some sticky traps. 5. when you're a new tenant the staff of 3 people will be nice to you for a minute but after that if you need your apartment fixed for a repair like the toilet or a busted window from the bad --- kids throwing rocks or someone shooting and hitting your window. it will take them forever to come to your apartment. you have to hunt them down when you see them on the streets like at the local liquor store, when their off duty trying to sell weed to other tenants. 6. the gangs in the complex will test you if they know your a punk so get you a small mirror and keep it in your pocket and practice looking hard. "mean mug" if you have to or "mad dog" as you l.a. folks say. and watch out for the wannabe gang bangers who like to start ---- just to get a rep. i recommend talking to the og's only when they've seen you enough and they know you're a resident but still watch your back cause they are sneaky too. 7. purchase a "shank" or "gat." for you slow --- people that's a knife and a gun. 8. if you're a guy that lives alone, man up and defend yourself but don't be no fool and get your --- jumped. unless you got a deep --- crew. if you're a dude living with your lady then ya'll have each other back and act like bunny and clyde and "set it off" if you have to. but be smart about it. think before you act a fool. 9. the complex is full of crips and crips wear the color blue so if your not a crip please don't wear a blue outfit from head to toe. throw the gang bangers off with some neutral colors like green, yellow, what the hell, pink. that's a pimp color. just don't wear all blue. 10. as i said earlier, learn spanish so you can communicate with the homeboys and the homegirls. I AM AN EX TENANT SO THESE ARE NOT MADE UP RULES FROM A MAGAZINE OR OFF THE T.V. THESE ARE FACTS THAT I EXPERIENCED EXCEPT NO ONE KICKED MY --- CAUSE ME AND MY GIRL WE'RE COOL WITH EVERYBODY AND WE WEREN'T NO PUNKS. SO DON'T GET IT TWISTED.

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