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Pembrooke on the Green


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Apophus

Resident 2005

9/8/2005

Don't you just love waking up at 7am on a nice summer day to the sounds of birds chirping, soft music playing, and a domestic dispute in front of your door? I KNOW I DO! Well ladies and gentlemen, YOU'RE IN LUCK!!! Now and every day for the next year, YOU can enjoy the sweet sounds of the ------ in this 956 unit set! Hear timeless classics like "Wife-Beater jamboree"... "Fist-Fight Parade"... and who can forget, "Gang Warfare After Sunset"...! <br><br>But wait, that's not all folks! Sign a Lease today and they'll throw in a special bonus...<br><br>... You've seen 'em on TV... You've seen 'em in Movies... now you can see them Live 24 hours a day! That's right! They're "Drug Dealers Gone Wild!" Check out what these drug dealers will do when the cops aren't around and when they think their P.O. isn't looking! <br><br>This is a limited time offer so make sure you get your apartment today!<br><br>(Mmmmmm that's good satire)

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