Resident • 2004 - 2005 Not Recommended
This place sucks. It smells terrible. The bass radiating from car stereos is enough to knock the teeth clean out of your mouth. It is literally gang warfare. Stay inside on Halloween because you will get mobbed by an angry mob of 32 year old "students" (don't forget Melrose is dedicated to student housing even if three quarters of their residents haven't seen the inside of a class room for the last twenty years. Don't worry though because they are consistent. None of their management has seen the inside of a classroom either). You can expect a fight pretty much every night. Forty to fifty people will hang out right outside of your window. The toxic behavior marinating from the inside of this place is enough to make a choir boy turn into a boondock saint. But hey, if you are lucky and like ------ girls, you just might get a BJ if you play your cards just right. F-you Melrose. Stay away from this -------- of moral bankruptcy.
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