Resident • 2005 Not Recommended
just as the summary states, only consider heritage apartments for your living space needs if you: 1. like roaches 2. like high energy bills and finally 3. enjoy spending your time wiping dust off all of your belongings everyday.<br><br>are you a fan of insects? studying etymology at UWF? then you will find yourself right at home here at heritage apartments! here at heritage, you will find a surplus of roaches, bat sized moths, and many other bugs that are sure to tickle your fancy!!<br><br>also, should you prefer spending a large percentage of your paychecks on your energy bill...look no further than heritage apartments! their poor insulation, out of date thermostats, and their policy of never cleaning the air ducts or vents will have the energy bill of your 2 bedroom apartment soaring to the tune of $190 - $200 in no time!! guaranteed!!<br><br>and wait! there's more! (just when you thought it couldn't get any better) sign up now and you will recieve the awesome complementary bonus gift: one free lint quilt per week!! that's right, all you will have to do is dust your house once per week and you will literally accumulate enough dust (due to the improper door seals on the bottom floor units) to make your very own quilt! <br><br>i would mention the rats as well, but i think you're probably sold by now, so act fast...with the word of mouth rep that heritage has, you may not be able to get in!
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