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Forest Cove Apartments


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malaj

Resident 2016

5/11/2016

"Secluded among winding walkways over wooden bridges, streams, and small ponds, Forest Cove reflects the ambiance of a mountain resort while providing the convenience of city living. Whether relaxing in the clubhouse, lounging by the pool, or taking in the vista from your private balcony or patio, you can get away from it all. Everyday." Aaaah, serenity. As you stroll the winding walkways, pay special attention to the decorative cigarette butts, dog poop and litter; or reflect over the muddy stream and swamp-like lagoon surrounded by untrimmed, 40-year old bushes laden with 40-year old leaves?and a possible dead body. Relax on your private patio or balcony?I promise, no one can see you. Appreciate the newly-cemented vistas and lie in repose as you heed the hustle-bustle of traffic on Busse Rd.; drink a glass of wine among the light buzz of power towers, or enjoy the vibrations of the constant construction: The cling-clang of equipment, the rhythm of hammers and the engaging drone of the saws?music to one's ears! Enjoy the "convenience of city living": Witness your first drug deal, hire a prostitue for a quickie or espy the aimless riff-raff rambling through this mountain-like resort. Everyday. Lounge alongside the pool where you can hear the delightful laughter of obnoxious children or be ogled by suspicious men. Perfect on a lazy weekend day, community grills are provided for you to barbecue your favorite foods and picnic on the concrete slab. Ideal for entertaining! Everyday. Many more amenities abound here such as, the phantom bike storage and dog park. And, no worries here if you have an emergency?the 24-hour staff will be there in just over an hour to attend to your immediate needs. Everyday. Seclude yourself within the unlit confines of "The Cove", and rest assure the cammo-dressed stranger is only doing patrol. For additional safety, the Manager is a trained undercover policewoman, and no illicit acitivity will "...ever happen on my watch. Not here, not here, not here". She is friendly, welcoming, and conversational as she blows the tangy, woodsy smell of her cigarette smoke in your face. There is no obfuscation or subterfuge here?her professionalism is utterly perspicuous while she talks about you with staff, threatens the attack of her brood of attorneys, pressures you to sign a lease?no hidden fees included?then presents the realities to you as if serving a glass of champagne. All with a gleam in her eye and a crooked, yet entrusting smile. Everyday. Fear not, she will listen to your complaints, assess the situation, write a letter or two, then drop it. Unruly behavior is the status here and is rewarded! Know that she will engender your confidence and rarely exhibit small-minded, bitter, crass, intimidating conduct. She has your back--even while your buying a house and need a few days past the lease to close the purchase and move. Everyday. More like the Bates Motel. Everyday.

    Review 7 out of 113

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