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Anonymous
Resident · 2013
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01/07/2013
Ay, so basically, this place is a battleground. There are ------ vs whites vs ------- vs old people. All of them collectively sell drugs though, especially the elders with their mary jane and coke cain. You walk into the hallways, it smells like indian food that has been left out in the hot sun during a nuclear holocaust. Not to mention, the constant struggle with getting back to my apartment building, on account of all of the loose dogs and pterodactyls. I do recommend however, bringing your children to the local playground (the King's Inn), so that they can experience what it is like to live out on the streets, with only two and a half fat bootys, and a dollar to your name, so that you can throw down on some hoedown. Although the apartment buildings look fancy, the inside is like the reflection of Pitsburg. If I had one word to describe all of this, it'd be "jus' my kind of place." Overall, I do completely recommend living here, unless you're a -----.
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