Willows on France
Resident • 2005 - 2006 Recommended
This place is awesome! The cockroaches had no problem babysitting my dogs for me when i was away, and all they wanted for a payment was my crumbs and a place to stay. they even helped eat the fecies off the carpet when it was needed. All in all i loved to find turds in the elevator after a long day of work. there was nothing more delightful then slipping in a puddle of frozen piss on my way to the door. The neighbors were extremely friendly when they threw a rock through my window. The cops kept a really close eye on us which made me feel really secure, although they followed me a half a mile after leaving and pulled me over for drug dealing when i brought home dinner for my family. All and all it was a GREAT experience!!! :)
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