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dandrews70

Resident 2008 - 2009

5/26/2009

The Buckingham Palace of Student Housin the Greensboro!

I am pleased with my stay at University Square. I do not have all day to sit around and critique every little thing that I have ever had a problem with at the Square, but they have been limited to the occasional drunk college student or minor maintenance issue, but these issues were handled quickly because the Square has somebody on call 24 hours a day. Al thought I am in college, when I was in the dorms I felt like a miserly, Clint Eastwood-in-Gran-Torino-"Get off my Lawn" kind of grumpy old man. "Stop smoking pot outside my door", "Stop pouring beer on my bed", "No you cannot 'use' my room cause your roommate is lame". The pure and unadulterated pain I felt every night as I slowly meandered my way back from the library, my only safe haven from the cesspool of gene pool divers and the Wheel-inventing-mono-brow-having-cave-dwelling-fire-startin that lived in the dorms with me was unparalleled by any rage that was produced. Eventually, I grew tired the small stress ulcer that progressively began to bleed more and more until in a fit blinded rage locked my door permanently, even to most quiet, mouse like of knocks. I holed my self in my small cinderblock fortress of solitude, I switched all of my classes to online classes and broke up with my girlfriend. Life was bad, all of this could have been simply avoided had I done what my friend had told me and just stayed at the Square. It was nice because I never had to pay anything more than what was on the lease, people weren't rude to me and I had no rouge college-stoners wallering around the halls looking for their chemistry book. Parking was cool and they weren't really ---- about my friends parking around here at all. I was super close to campus and they had this cool van that would take me over there (not in a "here-have-some-candy kind of way). What I appreciated the most about the square was that the people that worked at the desk didn't treat me like I was buying a damn used car, they acted like actual people no freakish lease-agent robots hell bent on Re-leasing the whole human race. My biggest complaint would rest in the hands of a tenant of the Square, I do not know your name, but I know who you are. Why? There is not reason for why you plague me so, forcing me park farther way from where I want. I appreciate your concern with my weight so you force my park farther away, Mr.Why-Yes-My-Moped-Does-Require-A-Parking-Space-And-Yes-It Because of you I keep a 1,000 Wat bear tazer in the car door and taze you two wheel riding, bell jingling, gas saving, 14 year old looking', full lane occupying, when I see you pull next to my 1.5 ton real---- car. But, back to the Square. I have had no issues and am going to be staying here again next year, I am not crazy and hope you don't think that tenants at the square are all -------s, although that moped guy is a total ------.

Review 29 out of 62

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