Worst. Apartment. Ever.....SOOOO MANY ROACHES and I got robbed twice!
Come live in a real honest-to-goodness --------. We take great pride in our inability to keep good tenants unhappy. Do you pay your rent on time every month? We will reward you by increasing it to the maximum allowable limit every year like clockwork. Love hot water for your morning shower? Who doesn't? Well, you won't find those kind of luxuries here.What do you care? You live in a --------. Speaking of our laundry facility, please note that you will have a difficult time finding available washers & dryers. This is due to the fact that our on-site managers allow their various family members to do laundry when they make weekly visits. Even though you see air-conditioners in two other apartments, do not be fooled into thinking that you too may enjoy electrically cooled rooms. We also like to snoop around your apartment once a month under the guise of smoke alarm checks.
The neighborhood gang activity keeps things lively as well. The dealers are all within walking distance. Convenient for drug users who are fed up with high gas prices. Enjoy real culture with vibrant artists tagging their area. See that broken glass on the curb? Thats where a local artist liberated the contents of a car the night before. Its OK, the owner needed a new stereo with iPod hook-ups anyway. Win-win.