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The Riviera


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dreatear

Resident 2009 - 2010

4/24/2010

The place for you if....

Are you nosy? Then these are the apartments for you!!! The walls are so thin you'll be able to keep up on all the intimate details of your neighbors lives! You'll be able to hear when their dog needs to go out, what they watch on tv, the music they listen to, selecting dinner, when their friends come over, their kids, their blender, you even get to hear them having dinner, which is the best time to keep up on all the most recent gossip and personal details of their lives! All apartments will have the master bedroom sharing a wall with your neighbors master bedroom so everyone will have the opportunity to hear their neighbors music, television, phone calls, alarm clock, shower and toilet! If you're lucky you might just get to know when your neighbor makes sweet love! If you can't just seem to mind your own business then this is definitely the place for you!! The Riviera's super thin walls make eavesdropping easier than ever before because now you can do it from the comfort of your own home! This is luxury living at its finest!! If you have trouble making yourself exercise when its rainy, dark, or cold the Riviera has a solution to that! You will get extra exercise because all of the dumpsters are located at the front of the complex. If you like an adrenaline rush then these next features will definitely make your day! The area the dumpsters is located at is right on a turn into one of the two entrances. Sometimes the dumpsters are put back so that they hang over into the road making it impossible to see if its safe to proceed. Distracted residents are always driving down the middle of the road ready to crash right into you because they weren't paying attention and they just couldn't see you coming around the dumpsters. You'll get a jolt every time someone almost rams right into you and you have to lay on your horn to get them to notice you're there. Its the best way to make sure you're awake in the morning and its doesn't even have any calories!!! Perfect! The other entrance is poorly lit at night so if you aren't especially careful you might turn off in the grass or worse end up in the ditch. This could be easily fixed by installing a light or reflectors but then you'd loose out on the fun of almost crashing your car. As mentioned above that's one of the perks of the Riviera!! There are even a couple of areas on the grounds that flood and turn into a big muddy mess every time it rains or the sprinklers come on. This is perfect for the resident looking to get dirty or make mud pies! Pigs also love it!! All these wonderful features could be yours if you act now and lease at the Riviera!!

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