Welcome to sixteenth century London, only without all the charming English people. If you like wading through drifts of other people's filth, this is the place for you! Pizza boxes? We got 'em! Empty beer bottles? Right here! Human waste? Step right up!<br>The kids are like wild animals. I used to like children, but once you hear a sixteen-year-old girl refer to a toddler as a "dumb---- n-----," you kind of lose your taste for them. <br>Management isn't too bad, maintenance is pretty good, but there has to be some kind of screening process put into place, or my villa on the shores of Turd Lake will continue to suck for years to come.