Do you like being infested with cockroaches? Do you like being in run down building that needs maintenance every two days? And when they do maintenance, it's with the cheapest repairs possible? If that didn't entice you -- what about living next door to drug addicts who run up and down the halls screaming when a dog barks, then slam their door to the point that it breaks? How about having those same drug addicts ring your bell at 3 am, trying to get in the building? But wait! Do you also like having a landlord who barges in, yelling at you about things that aren't (and have no way of being) your fault? Swearing at you the whole time, and trying to make you feel less than human? With a property manager who is only a little bit better? Then look no further, my friend! You've found the perfect place for you! Rent any property owned by Cliff Fisher and all of these luxuries can be yours!